Thursday, June 26, 2014

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I hopped into the red Mercedes with Shauna, who was adjusting her Oversized Round Sunglasses and Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses... even though it was nighttime. Sharon was in the driver's seat. "Lovely car, Sharon." I said. "Thanks! ... it's my ex-husbands. Won it in the divorce." I checked and Sharon smiled at me in the mirror. She, too, put on her Oversized Round Sunglasses and Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses. "Ugh!" Shauna exclaimed, adjusting her Oversized Round Sunglasses and Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses. "I need to get married so I can get a divorce!" Sharon and I laughed. We pulled up behind the pewter Bentley at the light. "Who is that?" Shauna asked, pointing to Jeremy's car. "That," Sharon said, "Is the gentleman that Jess has been giving the cold shoulder to all night." "We need to have a talk, young lady," Shauna said, mock-scolding me. Sharon and I laughed again. I sighed and played with the Oversized Round Sunglasses and Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses in my handbag.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

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I immediately reached into my bag and clutched my Cheap Designer Style Round Oversized Sunglasses. I felt like a fool. Then I reminded myself that I money didn't matter....... Tony stopped nuzzling my cheek and look down at me. He pulled my hips even closer to his. "Does he want you?" Tony asked... then, for the first time that night, I realized that Tony had a slight British accent. "Umm," I said, clutching my Cheap Designer Style Round Oversized Sunglasses in my handbag again, "I'm not sure," I replied. And I really wasn't. Maybe Jeremy was playing games. Just then, a red Mercedes rolled out of the nearby garage. Shauna was sitting in the passenger's seat and called out to me, "Come on!" I began to walk away and say goodnight to Tony when he abruptly pulled me back to him, pulling my hips into him, again. "Brunch, tomorrow?" He asked. "Sure," I said, smiling warmly. Tony was okay. I realized the Cheap Designer Style Round Oversized Sunglasses in my bag and felt at ease.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

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I didn't know what happened to Jeremy the rest of the night. I didn't care either. Tony has whisked me away. We danced for a while more and sat on the couch for the rest of the night. I didn't feel nervous with him either. There was no need for me to play with my Cheap Black Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses in my bag. There was no need for me to fiddle with anything. I felt really care free. Shauna went back and forth, bringing over people to network with Tony, I, and herself. The party was an absolute success. At the end of the night, I gathered up my Cheap Black Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses and my bag and Toni, Shauna, and I, took the elevator to the ground floor. Shauna waited for her friends to come out with their car from the garage. Tony and I stood near the curb on 21st street. I dug for my lip gloss underneath my Cheap Black Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses in my bag, when Toni pulled my body very close to his. He leaned in to snuggle his cheek against mine, when I saw a Pewter grey Bently GT3-R slowly cruise down the street. I looked through the window to see Jeremy looking back at me. I wanted to put back on my Cheap Black Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses and just die...

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

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I was wondering where Jeremy had gone to when I felt a warm hand gently wrap around my wrist. I couldn't help but smile at his gentleness - Tony slowly pulled me up from the couch and led me into the middle of the crowd to dance. I left my Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses and Mirrored Aviators in my handbag on the couch. I wasn't nervous anymore. I was enraptured! Tony pulled me close to him and I started to wonder what he was playing at but his warm smile made me feel as if I could trust him. We danced slowly in circles and I began to realize that a few people nearby were watching us. The music wasn't exactly slow and the crowd was still loud, talking about one and other and networking... but we stood on the rooftop with a gentle breeze wafting around us... we may as well have been the only ones there. I started to enjoy myself a little too much and fell into his body a little closer. Then I stopped myself and remembered that I'd left my bag and Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses and Mirrored Aviators on the couch...

Monday, June 16, 2014

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Tony smiled warmly at me. I clutched the Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15 Dollars in my bag tighter. "Shauna's told me about you but I've never met you before". I struggled to find my voice. "Oh... yes. We've been friends for a long time." I heard Jeremy swirl the scotch and ice cubes in his glasses. "... Right", I stuttered. Tony was boring a hole into my head. "Oh! Ha! Shauna told me about that little episode... at Sushi Samba". Tony laughed. "Yes." He rubbed the back of his neck. "She loves to tell people that story. I've known Shauna for a while." I nodded and smiled shyly. I looked down at my bag and clutched my Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15 Dollars again. "Do you live in the city, also?" Tony asked. Then I felt Jeremy get up from his seat. He glanced up quickly and watch him stroll over to the bar. I felt terrible. Tony continued to grill me about life...

Sunday, June 15, 2014

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"Oh my God!", Shaun raved, "Can I just tell you. THIS MAN!" Shauna nearly put Tony in a headlock and he eased himself out of it placing Shauna hand in her lapped, while she began to laugh hysterically. I put my Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses back in my handbag while she continued her story. "This guy was took me out on a date!" I thought I felt Jeremy lean in closer to me. "He took me to Sushia SSSSAMBA! Oh, my God!" I played with the Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses on my lap while Jeremy's heat radiated my skin. I was getting nervous. "And you KNOW what happens to me when I eat sushi! HA HA HA!" We all laughed at Shauna's performance. She was definitely entertaining us. Then she saved excitedly to some in the crowd. "Cara! Cara!" Shauna got up unsteadily from her seat. "Remember Tony!" Shauna waived through the crowd and Tony, Jeremy, and I were left alone. Tony turned to me and smiled again...

Saturday, June 14, 2014

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I became self-conscious again after that moment and starting fiddling with the Cheap Baroque Oversized Sunglasses with Swirling Arms my handbag again. I noticed Shauna in the crowd, watching us with a smirk on her face. I chuckled a little to myself. Shauna then emerged from the crowed, pulled another man by the sleeve. He was wearing a black silk suit with matching trousers. He rolled his eyes as Shauna pulled him along. Then locked eyes and he smiled brightly. Shauna was drunk because she tried shouting over music that was very loud, "HEY! This is Tony! He's Molly's cousin!" Shauna plopped down on the couch, accidentally dragging Tony down with her. She bumped into my arm and my Cheap Baroque Oversized Sunglasses with Swirling Arms dropped to the floor. Tony quickly bent down and picked them up for me. I took them from him and smiled and said thank you.

Friday, June 13, 2014

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I stopped playing with my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15 while I listened to him speak. "She doesn't want me... I know that's what you were thinking," Jeremy leaned in as he said this. "She is just worried about my image. So anyone new in my life has to be checked out." I sat back and ran my hand over the Cheap Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15 in my bag and thought about this for a second. "Oh," I said aloud not meaning to. Jeremy sipped his scotch again and leaned back on the couch. "So," he continued, "If she seems to like you now, that just means she's given you the green light." I looked at him incredulously. "Green light?" I asked, rolling my eyes. Jeremy laughed. "Well, believe this: since yesterday, she's done a thorough background check on you... And I don't mean a Google search." We both laughed at this. We were warming up to one another.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

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And then, on cue, Sharon came over and sat next to me on the couch. "Your dress!" she exclaimed, and leaned in to kiss me on the cheek "Oscar de?" I was stunned. Why was she being so kind to me? "Uuuh, yeah!" I stuttered. I played with the Cheap Black Oversized Sunglasses with Clear Lenses in my bag, bewildered by her warm approach. "I knew it!", she replied. "Hey, I know you work in fashion, so there's someone I want you to meet later, okay?" Sharon, quickly got up and whisked over to a women standing near the bar. I took my hands off the Cheap Black Oversized Sunglasses with Clear Lenses in my bag and looked at Jeremy. "Told ya," he said. "That's what she does." I stared at him with my mouth open. "I know. You thought she was jealous of you and I." Just the mention of 'you and I' out of his mouth made me melt a little more. "She seemed cold yesterday at the gallery because she's always suspicious of anyone new in my life..."

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

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Jeremy was drop-dead-gorgeous standing in the corner near a tiki-style fire stand. He acted as if he were casually looking off into the group but quickly turned back to me as I approached him. I had no idea what had gotten into me (probably the alcohol) but I confidently strode toward with, with both legs sashaying out of the front slits of my gown. A few mens turned to watch me walk by. I couldn't help but smile. "So, you know you look good." Jeremy said. I laughed and smiled and shyly. We both sat down on a nearby couch. He smelled amazing. I nearly melted and realized that I may have lost my advantage. I was totally falling for him right there. I nervously stuck my hand inside my bag and felt around for my Black and Tortoise Shell Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses. "Did you come with Shauna?" He asked, looking into my eyes. "Yes. I did," I answered. Then I breathed in and asked, "Did you come with Sharon?" "Of course," he said, not missing a beat. "She's my publicist. This is her thing." He took a sip of scotch. I got nervous again and started fiddling with the Black and Tortoise Shell Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses in my bag.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

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When we got to the rooftop, I immediately sought the nearest bench and played with the Cheap Oversized Sunglasses for under $20 in my bag, opening and closing the arms. Shauna greeted 2 people and then quickly came over to pull me up off the couch. "You must meet people! This is great networking!", she whispered. I signed and did my rounds. When a waiter came through with champagne, I lifted a glass off his tray and drank it into 2 gulps. After I got more courage, I stopped playing with the Cheap Oversized Sunglasses for under $20 in my handbag. I gulped down another glass and champagne and then ventured off on my own. As I stepped through the crowd, a little tipsy, I realized that some of the men were peeking at me from the corners of the eyes. Some were just watching me walk through the crowd. I smugly smiled to myself and chuckled out loud. Then I noticed Jeremy, standing in the corner in a dark pewter silk suit holding a glass a scotch.

Friday, May 30, 2014

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Before leaving the apartment, I swapped out my Judith Leiber Clutch and opted for a soft oversized Fendi clutch. On the cab ride there, Shauna gave me the down-low on Jeremy. I fished through my clutch, pretending to not be very interested while I was secretly dying to know everything about him. "Hm," I said non-chalantly, "I left a pair of Oversized Nerd Sungasses in my bag." "Are you listening?" Shauna asked, impatiently. "Listen up, because these are things you need to know." I put my Oversized Nerd Sungasses back into my Fendi clutch and looked out the window as the cab zipped over the Brooklyn Bridge. All the while, I played with the Oversized Nerd Sungasses in my bag and Shauna gave me the juicy gossip: yes, Jeremy was filthy rich; he'd been married once, is now divorced, and, yes... he's filthy rich! "Wow," I said when she was done. "Yup," Shauna said. She saw me playing with my Oversized Nerd Sungasses. "Hey, don't be so nervous. I mean, he's only Manhattan's most eligible and sought-after bachelor." I laughed.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

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Next week, Shauna arrived at my apartment at 8:00 PM, dressed for the Standard Hotel Rooftop Party. She waltzed in wearing a slit-to-the-navel white DVF jumpsuit and white lacy Tom Ford sandals. I emerged from the bathroom wearing a floor-length Oscar de la Renta gown with spaghetti straps. While Shauna played with my Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses with Cut Off Frames in the mirror, I slipped on a pair of gold swarovski studded Christian Louboutin Lady pumps. "What do you think?" Shauna asked, posing in the mirror with my Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses with Cut Off Frames. "Umm... I think the sun won't be out," I said, picking up a gold satin Judith Leiber clutch off the bed. "Nooo," Shauna replied, "I mean for sunny days. Do they suit my face shape?" I barely noticed her question as I checked my own reflection in the mirror and thought I may be too dressed up. "Don't worry," Shauna said slyly, " Jeremy will love it!" I laughed picked up my with Judith Leiber clutch and we left the apartment.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

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At that moment, I realized that Jeremy had been watching the whole exchange. I caught him watching me kind of intently. He nervously waved 'hi' to me. I waved back (after I realized that Sharon had walked away). On our way out of the gallery party, I asked Shauna. What in the world did you say to her? Shauna triumphantly put on her Oversized Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses and said, "I told her that... I knew people, of course!" I laughed and replied, "You must really know some people in high places!" Shauna chucked. "Well, in actually, I know someone that knows those people." Shauna adjusted her Oversized Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses. "So, have you planned your outfit for Sharon's event at The Standard Hotel next week?". I thought about it. Wearing Oversized Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses was out of the question of course, since the party was at night. "Well... no... I mean, she just told us about it!" Shauna laughed again and took off her Oversized Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses. "Listen, these things must be planned in advance." We hailed a cab for Brooklyn again. I wondered if Jeremy would be at the party...

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

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Shauna laughed at me. "Girl, you got to know how to work these folks. Later for love." I took off my Round Cross My Heart Oversized Sunglasses and looked up at her. "Watch this," she said and sashayed over to Sharon. I saw Shauna introduce herself and work her way into Sharon's little black book of contacts. Then, the two of the walked back toward me. Sharon seemed a little more friendly and more attentive... What in the world to Shauna say to her? I nervously fiddled with my Round Cross My Heart Oversized Sunglasses. "And this Jesse," Shauna said, placing a hand on my shoulder, "Have you met her yet?" I quickly stuffed my Cross My Heart Oversized Sunglasses into my bag. "Oh, yes - we met already." I said. "Well, the two of you must come to my next event," Sharon said. She pulled 2 gorgeous matte black business cards out of her breast pocket and handed them to us. "The rooftop at the standard, next Friday evening, okay?" I started fiddling with the Round Cross My Heart Oversized Sunglasses in my handbag again...

Monday, May 26, 2014

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Then, money-man chuckled and stuck his hand out to me. I stopped playing with the Cheap Oversized Sunglasses in my bag and shook his hand. "Of course... sorry... I'm Jeremy," he said, smiling warmly. I could have melted. Sharon was almost glaring at us. I dropped his hand and asked her, "Did you put this event together?" "No," she said, with a wry smile. I gulped and stuck my hand in my bag, and nervously fiddled with the Cheap Oversized Sunglasses again. Jeremy could sense her coldness and broke up the conversation with. He asked her, "So, was that the girl from Bloomberg I saw you talking to over there?" Sharon looked at me for a second longer and then turned to Jeremy. I let out a sigh of relief and stopped playing with my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses. I discreetly walked away to go and find Shauna. Shauna was in the corner chatting up one of the artists in the gallery's show. Shauna smiled mischievously as she saw me approaching. She excused herself from the artist. I put on my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses let out a huge sigh.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

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Shauna laughed as I put on my Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses. "I saw you getting chatted up by Jeremy Forrest over there!" She took off my Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses to keep me from hiding from the conversation. "I know, I know" I grumbled, taking back my Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses. I put the Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses back inside my purse. "Is that his girlfriend?" Shauna asked, whispering like a school girl. "Ugh," I rolled my eyes. "I have no idea." "I think I recognize her, though. I think she's a publicist or something. She's be perfect to add to my circle." I plopped down on the bench beside her and put my Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses back on. Shauna sat down, too. "Yeah. Her name is Sharon... something. I didn't catch her last name, " I grumbled. "Geez... she must have been a jerk, huh?" Shauna said. "Huge," I replied.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

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"Oh," money-man said, "No - she's my publicist." He waved at Sharon. Hmmm... sure. I took off my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses with Black Frames. "Cool... wait... publicist?" "I'm a real estate developer." Dear Lord, I thought. I've possibly landed the biggest of all money men in Manhattan. I tried to contain my excitement and then reminded myself that, yes, he could still be a jerk. Then, his publicisit Sharon came strutting over. I fiddled with my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses with Black Frames. I hope this is not is girlfriend. I put my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses with Black Frames in my handbag and stuck out a hand to greet her. May as well be friendly now in case a possible beat-down ensues. Money-man and I stood up. Sharon shook my hand. "Hi! I'm Sharon!" she said as she took me all in from head to toe. "I'm Jess," I replied. Money-man looked back and forth between the two of us as we all stood there in awkward silence. Yup. This is definitely his girlfriend. I nervously dug in my bag played with my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses with Black Frames.

Friday, May 23, 2014

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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

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While Shauna went off to mooch with the crowd, I decided to give my feet a rest in front of a giant glossy abstract sculpture. I scrolled through Instagram on my iPhone as I waited for the night to end. Just then, a sharply dressed young man sat down beside me on the bench, wearing Cheap Oversized Designer Inspired Sunglasses and what must have been a $3000.00 Hugo Boss suit. I nearly chuckled out loud at the striking difference between his shades and outfit. He must have heard me snicker because he turned to me as I was scrolling through my iPhone. I pretended to notice him or his Cheap Oversized Designer Inspired Sunglasses or his incredibly expensive suit. I got nervous and hoped he would go away while hoping her would strike up a conversation with me. I continued scrolling through Instagram. Cheap Oversized Designer Inspired Sunglasses turned to me again and said. "Here with friends?" ....... Geez. What a lame way to strike up a conversation...

Monday, May 19, 2014

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"Shauna, I swear I'm going to put on these Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and leave! What have you gotten me into?" Shauna chuckled. "Okay - I should have warned you. There may be a few C or D-list celebs at this opening." I thought for a minute. I'm definitely putting on these Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and getting out of here! "Who???" I asked. "Well... Julianna Hough is supposed to show up... and maybe Barbara Streisand... who knows," Shauna replied, coolly taking a champagne glass off a server's platter as he passed by. I grabbed one quickly before he got away and gulped it down. I was going to need it. Shauna dug inside her Louis Vuitton handbag, shuffling around her Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses until she could find her MAC lipstick. "Don't worry about," Shauna said. "This is why a replica handbag is so necessary. Forget the clothing. A high-end handbag would do all the work." Shauna replaced her Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses in her handbag and I looked down at my own semi high end handbag and sighed...

Sunday, May 18, 2014

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The Cab arrived on Mott St., downtown Manhattan and Shauna adjusted her Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and stuck one Jimmy-Choo-ed heel out of the car and onto the sidewalk. I followed suit, as a hoard of photographers was waiting outside nearby a red carpet. Oh dear. What have I gotten myself into. Shauna took off her Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and flashed a bright white smile ad the camera men flashed away. I trotted to keep up with Shauna and we posed for a few pictures. Shauna said through her teeth, "Take off your sunglasses!" Oops! I took off my Vintage Oversized Sunglasses in a hurry and continued smiling nervously at the camera. The next guests walked onto the red carpet and we made our way inside. Shauna put her Vintage Oversized Sunglasses in her replica Louis Vuitton handbag. "What was that!" I said as I caught up with Shauna (she had a surprisingly fast strut in her 4-inch Jimmy Choo pumps). I was ready to put back on my Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and run down the street in embarrassment.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

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Friday, May 16, 2014

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Thursday, May 15, 2014

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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

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Instead of heading to the pond, we decided to take a walk by Trump apartments. On the way there, I stopped an bought a pair of Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses from a street vendor. This new style matched my outfit perfectly, so I took off my old shades, and put on my Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses. During our walk, Shauna explained that hi-end designer handbags were part of your ticket into the wealthy in-crowd of Manhattan. Her hi-end replica handbags opened doors for her. She was able to easily network with lots of wealthy Manhattan-ites. "For instance," she explained, "I can wear a par of $10 Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses like the ones you're wearing. But a replica Chanel quilted purse will get me access to the VIP lounge at the Standard Hotel!" I chuckled a little. "Okay," I replied, "Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses aside, what so amazing about getting into the VIP lounge at the Standard Hotel?"...

Saturday, May 3, 2014

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"O... M... G...," I turned to Shauna and said. She laughed and pushed her Super Oversized Round Sunglasses up her nose a little. "Yeah. I'm actually really surprised, too," she replied. A woman walked by in a Lululemon suit and Super Oversized Round Sunglasses that I wondered were authentic. I told Shauna, "I had no idea that there was so much pressure to wear authentic designer accessories in this arena!?" Shauna pushed her Super Oversized Round Sunglasses up her nose again, "Yep. Honestly... that's why I myself buy designer accessories. They seriously give you access to the best circles in Manhattan!". She took off her Super Oversized Round Sunglasses and asked me to inspect the Louis Vuitton monogram bag she was carrying. I looked closely at it. "It looks authentic to me! I seriously can't tell the difference. She nodded in agreement and put back on her Super Oversized Round Sunglasses. "Yep - that's the idea." We got up off the bench and headed toward the pond...

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Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses
Shauna's friend dug out a pair of Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses and told us that even those were replicas but they were the only other replica item she owned... and certainly wouldn't be the last. She also remarked that her Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses only cost her $50.00 but she wasn't sure she would keep them... and stared at them a while longer and said they were actually cute. Then she wore the Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses and took off her other shades and we all chuckled at her fickleness. Anyhow, with new Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses on her face, she said that she had to keep buying designer accessories if she wanted more invites to the latest luncheons, parties, and wealthy inner-circles. I looked at her Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses and then looked and her and I was quite shocked to admit this. Then one of her friends walked by also wearing Cheap Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses and she told Shauna and I that she would catch up with us later. I couldn't wait to gossip with Shauna about all I'd just heard!

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Popular Cheap Oversized Sunglasses

Popular Cheap Oversized Sunglasses
So there we were, strolling through Central Park, each wearing Popular Cheap Oversized Sunglasses. And Shauna's friend revealed to us that she owned a replica Celina handbag. She explained that her husband and changed his job 2 years ago and was making far less than he used to (when she lifted her Popular Cheap Oversized Sunglasses off her face, I thought I saw her shed a tear!). Anyhow, he urged her to cut down on her spending and that's when she discovered the underground world of designer replica accessories. I was amazed that Shauna did not reveal her own love of replica accessories at that point. It was impossible to tell what she was thinking under those super dark Popular Cheap Oversized Sunglasses. Anyhow, we each sat down on a bench, put our Popular Cheap Oversized Sunglasses on top of our heads and listened to Shauna's friend continued her story. She told us that her replica Celina bag only cost $250.00, including shipping!

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Lauren Conrad's Oversized Sunglasses

Lauren Conrad's Oversized Sunglasses
When we ran into her friend on the corner who was wearing Lauren Conrad Oversized Sunglasses. Shauna complimented her on her Lauren Conrad Oversized Sunglasses and oversized Celine handbag. Then she dropped the bomb of a lifetime. Shauna's friend mock-whispered right before we crossed the street, "It's a fake!" Shauna quickly shot me a surprised but really pleased glanced. Shauna's friend placed her Lauren Conrad Oversized Sunglasses on top of her head and swore us to secrecy about her designer inspired handbag. We had a good laugh over it and I realized that Shauna remained really cool underneath her own Lauren Conrad Oversized Sunglasses and would not reveal that he own designer handbag on her shoulder was also a fake! Shauna's freind told us that she purchased both her Lauren Conrad Oversized Sunglasses and replica Celina oversized bag online...

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and Vintage Big Sunglasses

Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and Vintage Big Sunglasses
After leaving Ralph Lauren with Shauna, we saw lots of women walking along the street, pushing the thousand-dollar strollers and wearing Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and Vintage Big Sunglasses. But there accessories were clearly authentic Givenchy, Chanel and the like. I took off my own Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and Vintage Big Sunglasses, turned to her, and asked, "What's the deal with that? They can all clearly afford $500-brands... why don't they wear those?" She explained that they did own the $500-brands but were just as attracted to cheap Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and Vintage Big Sunglasses. Like so many other women, they had problems with losing and accidentally sitting on their designer sunglasses. It was much easier to buy inexpensive Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and Vintage Big Sunglasses. We stopped at a corner with a women wearing Tortoise Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and Vintage Big Sunglasses and wearing Current Elliott jeans and a huge oversized Celine bag...

Monday, April 28, 2014

Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and Big Sunglasses

Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and Big Sunglasses
As the night went on, I realized that none of these women had a clue that Shauna's accessories and clothing were replicas! Shauna said that if she started wearing Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and Big Sunglasses around these women, she may inadvertently let on that he clothing might be fake but she had such a reputation for women high end designer goods that, well... maybe they wouldn't get it? She explained that some of them women would sometimes wear Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and Big Sunglasses but there would never be a doubt in anyone's mind that the Chanel ballet flats they wore on leisure walks through Central Park were anything but authentic. To prove her point, the next morning, we each wore our own pairs of Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and Big Sunglasses and walked through Central Park. We started out at Ralph Lauren where I was complimented by the cashier on my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and Big Sunglasses and Shauna ran into one of her friends who happened to be wearing cat eye style Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and Big Sunglasses...

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Cheap and High Quality Designer Inspired Sunglasses

Cheap and High Quality Designer Inspired Sunglasses
Believe it or not, Cheap and High Quality Designer Inspired Sunglasses are a great way to network with people. Even guys appreciate Cheap and High Quality Designer Inspired Sunglasses and it's a great way to start a conversation. When you're wearing namebrand logo accessories, those can also be a great conversation-starter. For instance, the other day I wore my customized Monogram Neverfull GM along with my black Tory Burch flats with gold medallion and my Cheap and High Quality Designer Inspired Sunglasses. Lots of girls stopped me on the street to compliment me on my accessories and ask about my Neverfull GM and Cheap and High Quality Designer Inspired Sunglasses. In Starbucks, I was stopped, in J. Crew I was stopped, and I was also complimented by some guys at the gas station (they especially loved my Cheap and High Quality Designer Inspired Sunglasses and asked where they could buy it for themselves!).

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses

Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses
Kim Kardashian, the queen of Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses, wears them very well. Her outfits these days are black, grey, and cream and these colors look amazing when worn with Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses. Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses look especially good with dark outfits. And if the clothing is tailored well, the Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses will look even better. For instance, her most recent and extremely popular outfit of a Balmain Blazer, white tee, grey skinnies, and Guiseppe Zanotti's looked absolutely fab with a Flat Top pair of Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses. Do not underestimate the power of Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses. They can make you look like a million bucks. Seriously! She wore another beautiful outfit of cream sweater, off-white pencil skirt, and python Birkin bag with square Oversized Designer Celebrity Sunglasses... so awesome.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Super Duper Oversized Wayfarer Sunglasses

Super Duper Oversized Wayfarer Sunglasses
One great look for sunglasses that I've been underestimating are wearing Super Duper Oversized Wayfarer Sunglasses with blazers! I was browsing Instagram and saw a picture of a supermodel wearing Super Duper Oversized Wayfarer Sunglasses with Super Duper Oversized Wayfarer Sunglasses. The look was so sleek that I put it on my list of "looks to try" (I will be copying that look very soon!). The model these Super Duper Oversized Wayfarer Sunglasses also with a pair of 6" Louboutin angle boots... I mean, does it get any better han that??? And what made her look even better was that she wore a tuxedo blazer with satin lapels. This was seriously a read carpet look (except she was wearing her Super Duper Oversized Wayfarer Sunglasses with skinny jeans). No matter though. If you hit the streets, wearing these looks, you'll certainly be stopped, questioned, and admired. So get your blazer and Super Duper Oversized Wayfarer Sunglasses ready!

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses

Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses
Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses are a must have for vacations. When you're wearing floor-length sun dresses, Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses are an absolute must. They look incredibly chic. I also feel kind of naked when wearing sun dresses without Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses. Even in the city! Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses totally complete a casual summer look! Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses look great when worn with brightly-colored print dresses. They also look incredible with wide-leg linen pants. Just talking about Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses and wide-leg linen pants make me want to take a trip to Bermuda. Even slightly less casual outfits, such as white skinny jeans and an oversized boyfriends sweater in navy blue, call for Cheap and Stylish Oversized Sunglasses! And of course, don't forget your oversized Michael Kors or Louis Vuitton monogram tote!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Big Sunglasses and Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15.00

Big Sunglasses and Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15.00
I absolutely love going to swap meets. It's great if you can find a swap meet where women trade high end pieces. At high end fashion swap meets, you might be really lucky to find women trading Big Sunglasses and Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15.00. Even the accessories that they carry around in their purses! You will find lots of these women carrying around Big Sunglasses and Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15.00 right next to their Louis Vuitton agedas in their purses. There was even a women there with what must have been a 40cm Birkin Bag (imagine! a women with a super gigantic and expensive Birkin, wearing Big Sunglasses and Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15.00!!!). Anyhow - she happened to have to have the biggest and best collection of Big Sunglasses and Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15.00. So many of the ladies wanted her Big Sunglasses and Oversized Sunglasses for Under $15.00 that instead, she brought them home and put them up for auction on eBay!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

How to Dress Up Cheap Oversized Sunglasses

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Dressing Up Cheap Oversized Sunglasses really isn't that hard. The key to Dressing Up Cheap Oversized Sunglasses is to wear very slick pieces and stick to black pieces also. Black on black works very well. For instance, a dressy piece that looks great with Cheap Oversized Sunglasses is a faux fur black vest. This combination looks super. Imagine Cheap Oversized Sunglasses worn with a pair of over-the-knee black platform boots. The creations you can come up with are seriously endless. But totally do not be afraid to wear pencil skirts w/ Cheap Oversized Sunglasses also. Pencil skirts (preferrably black) look great with Cheap Oversized Sunglasses. But the best dressy item you can wear with Cheap Oversized Sunglasses is a sleek motorcycle jacket. Consider an all leather motorcycle jacket or mix-media (cloth and leather) with Cheap Oversized Sunglasses! That is the 1 look I appreciate most when it comes to dressing up Cheap Oversized Sunglasses.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

DIY Customized Do IT Yourself Oversized Sunglasses

DIY Customized Do IT Yourself Oversized Sunglasses
I absolutely love seeing DIY Customized Do IT Yourself Oversized Sunglasses. They are truly a sight to behold sometimes. I've seen mostly oversized sunglasses adorned with polymer clay floral trinkets. Those are amazing but I get even more excited when seeing DIY Customized Do IT Yourself Oversized Sunglasses embellished with crystals and rhinestones. I've seen some really cool creatiions. I once saw a pair of DIY Customized Do IT Yourself Oversized Sunglasses adorned with matte black polymer stones. The frames were already black so the combination created a black, glitsy, very dramatic pair of fashion sunglasses. Gorgeous! There are a lot of girls who customize DIY Customized Do IT Yourself Oversized Sunglasses and sell them on Etsy. If you ever get a chance, please check out Etsy for some of these sunglasses. You will see some really large oversized custom sunglasses that will have ALL heads turning when you walk down the street.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Cheap Oversized Celebrity Sunglasses

Cheap Oversized Celebrity Sunglasses

Today, let's talk about how to wear Cheap Oversized Celebrity Sunglasses. There are so many ways to wear it. But lately, I've been inspired by girls on YouTube who style. There was one girl in a video who wore Cheap Oversized Celebrity Sunglasses with an awesome plaid leggings outfit, and black faux fur vest over a mix-fabric moto jacket. Her boots were very cleek patent Pigalle Louboutin pumps. Topped off with a pair of Cheap Oversized Celebrity Sunglasses, how can you get better than that. And how about a girl who I saw wearing Cheap Oversized Celebrity Sunglasses with an all-sequin black blazer. This was absolutely to die for. She wore a pair of Jimmy Choo sandals with a tassel. I saw another girl wearing her Cheap Oversized Celebrity Sunglasses with an oversized black and red plaid button-up top (worn around the waist) with leather leggings and white low-top Converse sneakers... yes! I was so in love. You would be too if you saw it!

Friday, April 18, 2014

Really Big Oversized Sunglasses Online

Really Big Oversized Sunglasses Online
I am all about wearing Really Big Oversized Sunglasses. They look awesome with cute and sexy urban-style outfits. And if you haven't worn a snazzy urban/sexy outfit, then you are seriously missing out. Just imagine wearing Really Big Oversized Sunglasses with a pair of gold bamboo wearings, a black blazer, and skinny denim jeans, with patent Louboutin Pigalle pumps! (yes - this outfit totally makes you want to go out and buy a pair of Really Big Oversized Sunglasses!). But seriously - sunglasses like these inspire you to try out different styles of fashion. I am personally used to wearing preppy outfits with pieces from J. Crew and unfortunately, Really Big Oversized Sunglasses does not go well with J. Crew outfits! Sometimes you want to break out of your box and be a different person! So we challenge you to wear Really Big Oversized Sunglasses and the latest trend in hip hop jewelry and clothing and give it a whirl! Sunglasses can transform you and it is truly exhilarating... no exaggeration!

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Where can I buy the oversized sunglasses she is wearing?

Where can I buy the oversized sunglasses she is wearing?
On our final day at the Atlanta Apparel trade show, we all woke up bright and early and went to the airport for our trip back home. Of course, when we got their, people mauled us, asking the same question we heard all weekend: "Where can I buy the oversized sunglasses she is wearing?". The "she" they were all referring to was our new Style Queen office assistant. She had been getting us a lot of attention and we were handing out coupon flyers for our website like crazy, all throughout the trip. "Where can I buy the oversized sunglasses she is wearing?" first came to us as soon as we landed in Atlanta earlier in the week. The next "Where can I buy the oversized sunglasses she is wearing?" question came from the hotel concierge when we arrived at our hotel. The next "Where can I buy the oversized sunglasses she is wearing?" came from a guy that was actually out to dinner with his friends at the hotel that night! (he wanted a pair for his wife). It was such a good idea to bring along Style Queen b/c we were able to put out the word about our website everyone who asked: "Where can I buy the oversized sunglasses she is wearing?".

Monday, April 14, 2014

Cheap Look Alike Oversized Sunglasses

Cheap Look Alike Oversized Sunglasses
Okay - now, I was explaining earlier that we recently hired a new, incredibly stylish assistant... well, back to her!!! We had a company dinner outing in Atlanta a few weeks ago (the entire trip consisted of my partner and, the store buyer, and office assistant... of course we brought along our newly hired style Queen). Anyhow, she outshined us all when it came to eyewear. On the evening we went out for dinner, she showed up wearing the most high quality Cheap Look Alike Oversized Sunglasses I'd ever seen. I could barely believe her when she said she bought them at a mall for only $20.00!!! They looked like she cost at least $200 (this girl can shop!). The Cheap Look Alike Oversized Sunglasses she wore had no brand written on them but these were just the type of sunglasses we needed to add to our website. These heap Look Alike Oversized Sunglasses could easily be apart of a "Black Label" collection. Anyhow, the Cheap Look Alike Oversized Sunglasses weren't the only super high quality she owned. She next day, we went to a fair and she wore the same heap Look Alike Oversized Sunglasses, but in ombre black/grey frames!!!

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Oversized Square Shaped Celebrity Sunglasses

Oversized Square Shaped Celebrity Sunglasses
There is nothing that we like better than to hire a super fashionable person to our staff. We were interviewing people for our 2nd assistant's position the past week and in walks this incredibly stylish girl for an interview! She had all the right trimmings: Oversized Square Shaped Celebrity Sunglasses, a huge Louis Vuitton Monogram tote, inspired Givenchy Shark boots, and a flare hem skirt (seriously, to die for). All eyes were on her, as she walked through the door, removed her Oversized Square Shaped Celebrity Sunglasses and announced herself for the interview. I was so enamored that I nearly tripped as I stood up to greet her (so geeky). Well, I found out that she was actually a huge local blogger, looking to make it in the fashion world. She's would definitely be an asset to our company. I asked her where she got her Oversized Square Shaped Celebrity Sunglasses and she said (I was not even expecting this), that she bought them from our website!!! I looked closer, and sure enough, they were the popular Oversized Square Shaped Celebrity Sunglasses that we re-stocked earlier this year....... HIRED!

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Where to Buy Trendy Black Oversized Sunglasses

Where to Buy Trendy Black Oversized Sunglasses
At our office, we have a day called "Launch Day"... not a very descriptive title... but say, we're rolling out Trendy Black Oversized Sunglasses - this would be the day to do so. "Launch Days" are pretty much the days we designate for rolling out new arrivals or re-stocks. In fact, last Launch day was pretty hectic. We re-stocks the Trendy Black Oversized Sunglasses and in Tortoise also, and our Live Chat line got incredibly crowded when the Tortoise color sold out. We re-stocked a limited number, but in less than a day the Tortoise Trendy Black Oversized Sunglasses sold out! After the last one sold, we have had about 20 frustrated customers on our Live Chat lines, demanding that the Tortoise color for the Trendy Black Oversized Sunglasses re-stock immediately. Unfortunately, we couldn't do anything about it b/c the color was completely sold out. We had to add 5 staff members to man the crowded Live Chat lines!

Friday, April 11, 2014

Cheap Oversized Glasses with Clear Lenses

Cheap Oversized Glasses with Clear Lenses
There's been a lull around the office and we weren't sure why. Then we realized that we were all un-excited about fashion lately! After that major high Atlanta where we scored some awesome Cheap Oversized Glasses with Clear Lenses for the website, we realized that we wanted to ride that same high again. So one of the office ass't brought out the Cheap Oversized Glasses with Clear Lenses that we purchased for the website and handed everyone a pair, instructing us to wear them for the whole day. And funny enough, it did lift our moods! We actually wore them for the entire week, this week. Those Cheap Oversized Glasses with Clear Lenses have us the fashion inspiration we needed! Suddenly we were inspired by each other's outfits, noting the way a person wore their Cheap Oversized Glasses with Clear Lenses with, say, a pair of denim overalls and black and white striped tee underneath! Our Cheap Oversized Glasses with Clear Lenses were just what we needed to get back into that fashion mood!


Friday, March 21, 2014

Affordable Vintage Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses

Affordable Vintage Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses
I am so pleased with the recent releases of Affordable Vintage Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses online. I'm seeing some amazing styles. I've even seen the above Affordable Vintage Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses with clear frames! Ugh! To die for! Yes - Affordable Vintage Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses are the reigning Cat Eye style. About 3 years ago, the must-have oversized cat eye sunglasses were the Chelsea cat eye sunglasses by House of Harlow. And then last year, Tom Ford Cat Eye Sunglasses broke loose and caused quite a stir. Now, Affordable Vintage Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses, such as the ones above, are making it in the fashion work. The most popular color in Affordable Vintage Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses are Red and Black. But I am really dying to see clear frames in person. The frames are clear on these glasses but the lenses are tinted dark. They're gorgeous. The lenses on these Affordable Vintage Oversized Cat Eye Sunglasses are not just dark, but their a metallic-pewter. Lovely!

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Trendy and Affordable Vintage Oversized Sunglasses

Trendy and Affordable Vintage Oversized Sunglasses
Okay - this is part 2 of my rant about the guys that wore Trendy and Affordable Vintage Oversized Sunglasses to the club. I mean - I was just crazy curious (and just to refresh your memory, this is a continuation of my rant about the dudes that wore Trendy and Affordable Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and came to the club just to look cool, swigging from large bottles of Moet). Anyhow, there they were, wearing Trendy and Affordable Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and holding bottles of Moet upside down to their mouths (and let is be said that you cannot just hold the bottle to your mouth - the bottle must be positioned so that they bottom is up in the air, so that everyone can clearly see you can afford to "pop bottles in the club"... LOL!). And I would not stare at the show they were putting on, standing there wearing their Trendy and Affordable Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and drinking from large bottles, because I have a huge amount of pride. But I was very curious about whether or not they tried to approach women or even dance!?!?!

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses

Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses
Okay - I recently went on a rant about wearing Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses. Well - it wasn't so much the wearing of Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses that threw me into the rant but the actions of the guys wearing the sunglasses (because Lord knows, only dudes do that!). These guys made their way to the overcrowded VIP section, ordered a few bottles of Moet and, by the time I got back to the VIP section, were all 3 drinking from the pink bottles (dear Lord). It was a very funny sight. It was as if their only mission for the night was to come to the club, decked out in Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses, and swig from huge bottles of Moet. What about the music?? What about the women? But, these gentlemen clearly only had 1 goal in mind: to look cool. Now, Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses alone will make you look cool. That need not be said, in fact. But drinking from what appeared to be $100-bottles of Moet is in fact even cooler than wearing Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Black Oversized Square Sunglasses

Black Oversized Square Sunglasses
Now, we're no experts in makeup, but its been said that Black Oversized Square Sunglasses are perfect for no makeup days. Seriously! These sunglasses are so gigantic that they hide makeup flaws very well. And if there are any skin imperfections you're feeling insecure about, Black Oversized Square Sunglasses will do the trick to hide those! Now, even if your skin imperfections do peak out from behind the sunglasses, these shades are so big that they easily distract the viewer away from such flaws. And imagine if you were wearing a big wide brim circle hat with Black Oversized Square Sunglasses?? I mean, you'd look incredibly chic, that's for sure. But just as well, you will hide any of the things you don't want anyone to see. Bad hair, bad makeup, anything. Seriously, try it! As I speak of it, I'm loving the idea of wearing Black Oversized Square Sunglasses with a wide brim hat. It's very undercover, mysterious, and sexy! Just throw a faux fur vest and thigh high boots my way and I will rock the hell out of some Black Oversized Square Sunglasses!