Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses. Well - it wasn't so much the wearing of Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses that threw me into the rant but the actions of the guys wearing the sunglasses (because Lord knows, only dudes do that!). These guys made their way to the overcrowded VIP section, ordered a few bottles of Moet and, by the time I got back to the VIP section, were all 3 drinking from the pink bottles (dear Lord). It was a very funny sight. It was as if their only mission for the night was to come to the club, decked out in Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses, and swig from huge bottles of Moet. What about the music?? What about the women? But, these gentlemen clearly only had 1 goal in mind: to look cool. Now, Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses alone will make you look cool. That need not be said, in fact. But drinking from what appeared to be $100-bottles of Moet is in fact even cooler than wearing Affordable Oversized Hip Hop Sunglasses.