Showing posts with label oversized nerd sunglasses. Show all posts
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Friday, May 30, 2014

Oversized Nerd Sungasses

Oversized Nerd Sungasses
Before leaving the apartment, I swapped out my Judith Leiber Clutch and opted for a soft oversized Fendi clutch. On the cab ride there, Shauna gave me the down-low on Jeremy. I fished through my clutch, pretending to not be very interested while I was secretly dying to know everything about him. "Hm," I said non-chalantly, "I left a pair of Oversized Nerd Sungasses in my bag." "Are you listening?" Shauna asked, impatiently. "Listen up, because these are things you need to know." I put my Oversized Nerd Sungasses back into my Fendi clutch and looked out the window as the cab zipped over the Brooklyn Bridge. All the while, I played with the Oversized Nerd Sungasses in my bag and Shauna gave me the juicy gossip: yes, Jeremy was filthy rich; he'd been married once, is now divorced, and, yes... he's filthy rich! "Wow," I said when she was done. "Yup," Shauna said. She saw me playing with my Oversized Nerd Sungasses. "Hey, don't be so nervous. I mean, he's only Manhattan's most eligible and sought-after bachelor." I laughed.