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At that moment, I realized that Jeremy had been watching the whole exchange. I caught him watching me kind of intently. He nervously waved 'hi' to me. I waved back (after I realized that Sharon had walked away). On our way out of the gallery party, I asked Shauna. What in the world did you say to her? Shauna triumphantly put on her Oversized Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses and said, "I told her that... I knew people, of course!" I laughed and replied, "You must really know some people in high places!" Shauna chucked. "Well, in actually, I know someone that knows those people." Shauna adjusted her Oversized Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses. "So, have you planned your outfit for Sharon's event at The Standard Hotel next week?". I thought about it. Wearing Oversized Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses was out of the question of course, since the party was at night. "Well... no... I mean, she just told us about it!" Shauna laughed again and took off her Oversized Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses. "Listen, these things must be planned in advance." We hailed a cab for Brooklyn again. I wondered if Jeremy would be at the party...

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Then, money-man chuckled and stuck his hand out to me. I stopped playing with the Cheap Oversized Sunglasses in my bag and shook his hand. "Of course... sorry... I'm Jeremy," he said, smiling warmly. I could have melted. Sharon was almost glaring at us. I dropped his hand and asked her, "Did you put this event together?" "No," she said, with a wry smile. I gulped and stuck my hand in my bag, and nervously fiddled with the Cheap Oversized Sunglasses again. Jeremy could sense her coldness and broke up the conversation with. He asked her, "So, was that the girl from Bloomberg I saw you talking to over there?" Sharon looked at me for a second longer and then turned to Jeremy. I let out a sigh of relief and stopped playing with my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses. I discreetly walked away to go and find Shauna. Shauna was in the corner chatting up one of the artists in the gallery's show. Shauna smiled mischievously as she saw me approaching. She excused herself from the artist. I put on my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses let out a huge sigh.

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Shauna laughed as I put on my Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses. "I saw you getting chatted up by Jeremy Forrest over there!" She took off my Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses to keep me from hiding from the conversation. "I know, I know" I grumbled, taking back my Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses. I put the Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses back inside my purse. "Is that his girlfriend?" Shauna asked, whispering like a school girl. "Ugh," I rolled my eyes. "I have no idea." "I think I recognize her, though. I think she's a publicist or something. She's be perfect to add to my circle." I plopped down on the bench beside her and put my Affordable Oversized Designer Style Sunglasses back on. Shauna sat down, too. "Yeah. Her name is Sharon... something. I didn't catch her last name, " I grumbled. "Geez... she must have been a jerk, huh?" Shauna said. "Huge," I replied.

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"Oh," money-man said, "No - she's my publicist." He waved at Sharon. Hmmm... sure. I took off my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses with Black Frames. "Cool... wait... publicist?" "I'm a real estate developer." Dear Lord, I thought. I've possibly landed the biggest of all money men in Manhattan. I tried to contain my excitement and then reminded myself that, yes, he could still be a jerk. Then, his publicisit Sharon came strutting over. I fiddled with my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses with Black Frames. I hope this is not is girlfriend. I put my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses with Black Frames in my handbag and stuck out a hand to greet her. May as well be friendly now in case a possible beat-down ensues. Money-man and I stood up. Sharon shook my hand. "Hi! I'm Sharon!" she said as she took me all in from head to toe. "I'm Jess," I replied. Money-man looked back and forth between the two of us as we all stood there in awkward silence. Yup. This is definitely his girlfriend. I nervously dug in my bag played with my Cheap Oversized Sunglasses with Black Frames.

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I began to feel even more self-conscious so I put on my Cheap Pink Round Vintage Sunglasses. Then he pulled out the granddaddy of all cell phones from his inner breast-pocket: a metallic gold Blackberry that I'd last heard was only being sold in Japan... for $3000.00 (don't ask me what it does). So, Hugo Boss? $3000.00 cell phone? I was sitting next to a money man. But still, I had to see what his personality was like. I looked back down at my own rinky dink iPhone and continued scrolling through Instagram. Then, money-man asked, "You're bored aren't you? I don't blame you. Gallery openings are the worst." His conversation was warm so I let down my guard and took off my Cheap Pink Round Vintage Sunglasses. "Do you go to a lot of these?" "Only when Sharon begs me to go." He pointed to a sharply dressed woman in a pair of black patent Louboutin Pigalle pumps. She was already looking our way. Uh oh. Girlfriend. What a jerk. "Is that your girlfriend?" The words came out before I could even think of what I was saying. This was unlike me. I put back on my Cheap Pink Round Vintage Sunglasses, hoping my cheeks weren't flushing red.

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While Shauna went off to mooch with the crowd, I decided to give my feet a rest in front of a giant glossy abstract sculpture. I scrolled through Instagram on my iPhone as I waited for the night to end. Just then, a sharply dressed young man sat down beside me on the bench, wearing Cheap Oversized Designer Inspired Sunglasses and what must have been a $3000.00 Hugo Boss suit. I nearly chuckled out loud at the striking difference between his shades and outfit. He must have heard me snicker because he turned to me as I was scrolling through my iPhone. I pretended to notice him or his Cheap Oversized Designer Inspired Sunglasses or his incredibly expensive suit. I got nervous and hoped he would go away while hoping her would strike up a conversation with me. I continued scrolling through Instagram. Cheap Oversized Designer Inspired Sunglasses turned to me again and said. "Here with friends?" ....... Geez. What a lame way to strike up a conversation...

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"Shauna, I swear I'm going to put on these Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and leave! What have you gotten me into?" Shauna chuckled. "Okay - I should have warned you. There may be a few C or D-list celebs at this opening." I thought for a minute. I'm definitely putting on these Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses and getting out of here! "Who???" I asked. "Well... Julianna Hough is supposed to show up... and maybe Barbara Streisand... who knows," Shauna replied, coolly taking a champagne glass off a server's platter as he passed by. I grabbed one quickly before he got away and gulped it down. I was going to need it. Shauna dug inside her Louis Vuitton handbag, shuffling around her Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses until she could find her MAC lipstick. "Don't worry about," Shauna said. "This is why a replica handbag is so necessary. Forget the clothing. A high-end handbag would do all the work." Shauna replaced her Trendy and Cheap Oversized Sunglasses in her handbag and I looked down at my own semi high end handbag and sighed...

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The Cab arrived on Mott St., downtown Manhattan and Shauna adjusted her Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and stuck one Jimmy-Choo-ed heel out of the car and onto the sidewalk. I followed suit, as a hoard of photographers was waiting outside nearby a red carpet. Oh dear. What have I gotten myself into. Shauna took off her Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and flashed a bright white smile ad the camera men flashed away. I trotted to keep up with Shauna and we posed for a few pictures. Shauna said through her teeth, "Take off your sunglasses!" Oops! I took off my Vintage Oversized Sunglasses in a hurry and continued smiling nervously at the camera. The next guests walked onto the red carpet and we made our way inside. Shauna put her Vintage Oversized Sunglasses in her replica Louis Vuitton handbag. "What was that!" I said as I caught up with Shauna (she had a surprisingly fast strut in her 4-inch Jimmy Choo pumps). I was ready to put back on my Vintage Oversized Sunglasses and run down the street in embarrassment.

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"Well it's like this," Shauna continued, adjusting her own Black Vintage Oversized Sunglasses on her face, "VIP lounge rooms are great for networking. The more people you know, the more job opportunities come up. Possible connections with future billionaire men... I mean, the possibilities are endless. I mean, my high-end replica handbags let me into a secret society that just benefits me in so many ways." We passed Trump Towers and I peered up to the top of the building through my Black Vintage Oversized Sunglasses. "I get that," I replied. "This place for instance," Shauna went on. She took off her Black Vintage Oversized Sunglasses so she could look into the lobby of Trump Towers. "To look as if you're even a tenant here or that you know someone here, a high-end bag is a must." She put back on her Black Vintage Oversized Sunglasses. "I've come in here to the bar carrying a gigantic Celine Phantom is snakeskin, got lots of compliments on my bag, and next thing I know, I'm invited to an exclusive gallery opening downtown!"

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